Doctors
Romantics
Interns
Virgins
Surgeons
Lovers
Stethoscopes
Flowers
Scrubs
Sexy lingerie
Antiseptic
Cologne
Scrubbing in
Making out
Gloves
Condoms
First incision
Defloration
And lots of bleeding and pain…
Surgery is like falling in love, but the only difference is that surgery stays forever. It’s not just a job, it’s a great experience, a lifestyle, a passion. Calling surgery ‘just a job’ is like calling love ‘just sex’, working out, no feelings.
First experiences in the OR are like the very first date. You feel nervous, with an anxious face you observe the surgical procedure, like staring at girl’s boobs, but you don’t know what to do, or how you should do it… so you keep on staring and stay silent, because you might say something dumb or wrong. And when you hear ‘Scrub in!’ is like you’ve heard ‘Take your pants off!’, it means there’s no turning back and you must act now. Staying next to the table is like laying next to a naked girl… heartbeats bang faster and harder, as you’re making out with her… shaking hands, as you’re touching her soft skin for a first time… all movements are so precise and fine, as you’re petting her tender and loving… you’re doing your best, but actually it’s nothing more than just sweating and blushing… and doing wrong…
Love or Surgery – what should you choose? Dear med-studs and surgeons-to-be, why should you single out love, if in case you pick out surgery you’re choosing both?!?
